Starfarm

“Are you ready to party like it’s 1985?”

Do you want your MTV the way you used to crave a giant bowl of sugary Pac-Man cereal on Saturday morning? Do you find yourself glued to VH1's “I Love The '80s” reruns just to catch those neon-drenched music videos one…more…time? Well, stop sitting on the couch and start moonwalking to the dance floor - because Starfarm is here to crank your time machine (DeLorean-style, of course) back to the raddest decade ever - the ‘80s!

That’s right, Starfarm brings you the most “Totally Awesome” collection of ‘80s hits this side of your old Trapper Keeper. From fist-pumping arena rock anthems to hairbrush power ballads, every song is a blast of nostalgia straight from the decade of pegged jeans, mullets and Aqua Net clouds so thick they’re probably still hovering over your hometown mall.

But wait - there’s more! Starfarm doesn’t just play the ‘80s, they bring the whole decade to life:

o   Adidas track suits (cardboard breakdance floor included!)
o   Legwarmers brighter than your cousin’s slap bracelets
o   Aviators so cool, Tom Cruise called to borrow them
o   A sound and light show guaranteed to fry your Rubik’s Cube

So, dust off those parachute pants, tease that hair sky-high, shine up those Reeboks and get ready to dance ‘til your Swatch watch says it’s way past curfew - Starfarm is here to make the ‘80s totally awesome - again and again!

SEAN

The Zack Attack Superfan

This keytar-crushing dreamer swears Zack Attack is the greatest band of all time, and “Friends Forever” is basically his personal life anthem. When he’s not practicing freeze-frame endings, you’ll find him watching Rad - because nothing says peak cinema like BMX bikes and neon tank tops - or rewatching every single Saved by the Bell episode in order (including the Malibu Sands arc). His biggest dilemma in life? Choosing between Corey Haim and Corey Feldman as his favorite actor - they’re basically the Doublemint Twins of Hollywood. Favorite quote? “I want my two dollars!” (always shouted at anyone who owes him pizza money).

DANA

The Lip-Sync Legend

This “Chick Magnet” lives, breathes and sometimes lip-syncs like Milli Vanilli. His soundtrack to life? “Girl You Know It’s True”, played so loud the neighbors know it’s true, too. He’s seen Weekend at Bernie’s so many times he can make Bernie’s dance moves look convincing. On TV nights, it’s Perfect Strangers - because who doesn’t need a little Balki wisdom? Teen idol? Kirk Cameron, specifically his Growing Pains hair. His motto? Pee-Wee Herman’s immortal words: “I know you are, but what am I?”

WHITNEY

The Debbie Dreamer

This glitter-drenched daydreamer swears she’s Debbie Gibson’s long-lost cousin (unverified). Her song obsession is “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go,” and yes, she once choreographed an entire roller-skating routine to it. Movie of choice? Desperately Seeking Susan - mostly for the fashion inspo, partly for Madonna. Her TV pick? Small Wonder, because who doesn’t want a robot sister in a pinafore dress? Celebrity crush? David “The Hoff” Hasselhoff, obviously - because he can rescue you in slow motion and sing a power ballad. Ultimate mic-drop move? Dramatically shouting: “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!” (usually delivered when the drummer shows up late).

JON

The Blockhead Romantic

This swooner has NKOTB posters plastered all over his locker (and maybe his ceiling). Secret confession: he once tried to combine “Never Gonna Give You Up” with “Hangin’ Tough” during band rehearsal. His idea of cinema greatness? Dirty Dancing, duh - and he’ll throw down his bass for a chance to yell, “Nobody puts Baby in a corner!” during every gig. Charles in Charge is his TV comfort food, and he swears Scott Baio taught them more about life than school ever did. Dream date? Matching jean jackets, a roller rink and NKOTB blasting over the speakers.

SLAMMIN' DANNY

The Ripper Wannabe

This former mullet-powered rocker is still waiting for Jesse Katsopolis to call him up to play lead guitar for Jesse and the Rippers. Until then, he’s content blaming everything on the rain (even his broken cassette tapes). Guilty pleasure? Watching Adventures in Babysitting for the 127th time just to sing along to "Babysitting Blues". His TV loyalty belongs to Full House, and don’t talk to him until after Jesse plays “Forever.” Favorite hero? Mr. T - because “I pity the fool!” who tries to take his Aqua Net.